In an hour: horny.
Next week: horny.
Next month: horny.
Having sex: horny.
I have been seeing a lot of post on here talking about making a wish on 11:11, It got me thinking. Tonight me and my Wife was coming home from our random Spontaneous date tonight, we went to go see IronMan 3 (Spectacular Movie BTW) And i happen to look at the time and it is 11:11. In my head i go “Oh Make a wish its 11:11”, but then i look next to me and i see that i dont need to make...
Regular old phones : (drops on concrete at 50 miles per hour ) *slightly cracks*
Android : (drops on concrete floor) *slightly cracks)
iPhones: (drops on carpet floor) *shatters , self destructs , explodes , falls into another dimension , becomes pregnant , turns into a cow
I Believe The Responsibility That I Took Makes Me...